I am drunk right now, baby, so I put very minimal effort into these videos. This is Christian, the lone mets fan of The City of Melbourne. We gave him a good ribbing while discussing the game in question. Notice how much he resembles Jayson Werth.
Speaking of Rooster, I'm not going to comment on the Jayson Werth/Fan grabbing the ball horseshit. The assholes are still assholes and the people with conscience live on. Grow the fuck up. This isn't our Steve Bartman or Woodstock or 9/11. Get the fuck over it. Anyone still upset by this should move to Flushing.
Cliff Lee is not on the mets. That's all that needs to be said.
Ryan Howard is the best person on earth. Fuck the Home Run Derby. Runners up are Cody Ranson and Greg Fucking Dobbs. It's displays like this that affirm my feelings that the Phillies are the best group of athletes on earth. Fuck potential, make it happen. They did. Joe Blanton can thank these men for his house not burning down. Doesn't help that his lif was plagued with errors today.