Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Home Run Ambien

David Ortiz is the winner of this year Home Run Nap Time which only leads to the speculation of just how much HGH was injected into his jaw to muster this conquering of the long-ball. Well, with stiff competition like Nick Swisher, a man who seriously must have trouble sleeping at night for excepting all that money for such medium performances, how could Papi' NOT take home this honor. Good thing for them all that Big Piece was busy taking the night off in the cat-bird seat and Albert Pujols' Ball-sweat was busy reading War And Peace. I was rooting for Brew-Crewer Corey Hart anyway but life is never fair.

                       Douche or Danzig Double? Both?


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