Sunday, August 15, 2010
August 14 2010 PHI v NYM Game 2. The Bullshit Ends
So, Followers, the sun finally sets on the one aspect of mets baseball this season in which they still had bragging rights. The 38 innings of Phillies shutout at citi field this year came crashing down on mets fan like Santana sperm on an un-wanting woman's leg. We finally got our first win in the toilet of biesbol and it came in the form of a giant Slor; Roy Halladay and his 4 hits, zero earned runs and 7 Ks. Not to mention he was the first motherfucking hit of the game and first Phillie to cross the plate in 2010. Seriously, fuck all mets.
The Men in Red Stripes lumped up newbie to the mets rotation, Pat Misch, for 12 hits and 4 runs, 3 of which were NOT earned due to the Shitback Whale they call the mets defense.
Halladay got shit rolling with his 2-fucking-out hit in the top 3rd, leading the way for Rollins and Polanco to both single their way on and send Roy-Boy bounding toward the plate. 1-0. Sheeesh.
KY-Rod, fresh of suspension for assaulting his girlfriend's father, pitched the top 9th and entered the field of plat to a chorus of boooooooooooooooooos. See, mets fans, it feels good, right?
Shit got a little hairy and tense when Mad Dog was called in the end this fucking Halladay masterpiece in the bottom 9th when he loaded the fucking bases. What other fucking way could a mets shut out end but tension and heartburn? You know how this fucking rolls though Followers, he smokes catcher Josh Thole and the streak was kaput. 4-0. Booyah.
Today as I was doing my usual r+r, I came across this video. I was obviously googling myself and one of my old bands when I found it. I used to be in a heavy metal band called Final Plan when I lived in Cleveland. We were pretty kick-ass, lots mongoloid rhythms. When I searched for anything pertaining to them I was directed to this video. Turns out the old guitarist for Final Plan joined a band called Integrity. That's a pretty cool band name. They did a tour of Japan last year and I guess one of their daughter's made this collage video with footage from it. The song in the background is pretty OK but you can see my old friend get down with common Japanese folk. He's the one with the shaggy black hair and metal outfits. Enjoy!!!
Until we meet again, F's, fuck new york and don't let the sun see you crying. BEAT THE mETS!!!!!!!