Speaking of Oswalt, this happened yesterday:
Tomorrow there is no Phillies and I going under the knife to get my ass-tail removed in rural New South Wales so I will be taking the next 2 days off. I know, I know "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOOOOO????!!!" Calm down, will ya? I got this all taken care off. I'm leaving the reigns in the capable hands of TBSS Baltimore correspondent, The Cripple. He'll will be filling out the days with sorrow and misery with his Orioles report. Shit, even cancer patients seem to have better luck that the O's fans this year so Make A Wish Foundation, please take note. He'll also dish up the good Phils words, as well. All is in control.
Wish me luck, Followers. I'll have a full report on my operation, the Australian public health system and few photos of the before and after for you to gander your little swollen peepers at on Wednesday or Thursday. All depends how long they keep my in the gown for....Until then, F's, fuck new york and I guess, go new york. They are playing the braves this week. God, that feels dirty.....fuck 'em both.
You know I'm gonna miss this fucking thing on my tailbone. It's been a part of me for so long. It's never let me down.....