Saturday, May 8, 2010
May 8 2010 PHI v ATL Game 2. Sometimes We Get The Chop
Alright, Followers, so sometimes we just can't get it done. Big Joe looked sharp and they still smack us for 4. Where were the bats today? Hungover on Werths's floor? You can't win them all but that's doesn't mean I have to write about it. Some days the loss is just so boring that it's like trying to find a Jew is Baghdad when it comes to putting it into sentence form. Fuck it. We're all Phillies fans here, right? Why read about what? The game sucked, we got tomorrow to win the series. Right now we can all look at the screenshot that staff contributor Scott Alberts brought to the table today. We need more assholes like this instead of grown-ass men who call themselves dj's running onto our field.
In other news.........
Remember this guy? You know, the guy who hit the Moonshot? The guy who had all them t-shirts with his face on 'em for jacking one off Broxton to win game 4 of the 2008 NLCS in LA? Well, that bozo Lawrence Taylor got brought on charges of sticking his penis inside of a girl that didn't want it there so Nutrisystem dropped his predatory-ass and hired beloved ex- Phillies pinch hitter Matt Stairs as a spokes model instead. Got to the website and have a peek. If you're a fatty have a longer peak and think about your future. Look how svelte this man is now! What the fuck, Stairs? They don't got back bacon in SD? I guess he was just tired off people hammering his ass about his weight.
I'm saving the video tour of the National Library of Australia for Monday's edition because no one read that I respect reads blog on Sundays. Until tomorrow sweet Followers, fuck new york and lose some weight!