Tuesday, September 14, 2010
September 13 2010 PHI v FLA Game 1. Penis Poundin' That Flounder
You know, Followers, It seems like just last week that I was watching the Phillies belt the fuck out of a first round draft pick by Detroit named Andrew Miller. He kinda looked like Orlando Bloom and had very poor location with his pitches. We beat the fuck out of him and a few of his little bullpen buddies for something like 10 runs and then let a few of our shitty pitchers almost blow it.
Yeah that was last week. It.s comforting to know that we can be consistent in our ass-beatings when facing a pitcher we've flogged, with or without the Captian Morgan beard.
Every fucking Phillie hit last night, Followers. It was a jizz-fest of a seriously brodacious magnitude. Jayson Werth finally pulled his manacure finger out and started arcing contest last night in the 2nd inng, hitting a towering solo motherfucker the opposite way and then Chase Fucking Utley did the same the very next frame.